Total Medals Earned: 25 (From 11 different games.) Total Medal Score: 290 Points
Medals Earned: 5/12 (30/300 points)
Medals Earned: 3/44 (15/500 points)
Medals Earned: 1/10 (25/500 points)
Medals Earned: 1/7 (50/340 points)
Medals Earned: 1/18 (10/390 points)
Medals Earned: 2/23 (10/540 points)
Medals Earned: 1/5 (10/235 points)
Medals Earned: 1/3 (25/60 points)
Medals Earned: 1/15 (5/125 points)
Medals Earned: 6/14 (95/405 points)
Silly cat, get off ma lawn.
That's not even a real sword.
Go back to your cave.
Farukon Paaansh.
Wololo.
Ma gun's bigger.
Systems failure imminent.
Go back to kitchen.
Master the guitar.
Get killed by each enemy in one sitting.
Save the universe from evil.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
You found the baseball bat!
You found the fanboy hoodie! It's from your favorite game of all time!
Start the game... press the play button.
You got impaled by a Gobblo's arrow!
Ouch. You took an arrow straight to the neckery.
Yeowch. You took a nasty arrow to the stomachial region.
You've earned extra kupo!
You caught a giant fist to the face... and exploded. True story.
The kitchen knife that you found has turned into the battle dagger! Shweet!
You got yourself some bombs! Now, let's go blow s**t up!
You got the Soul Bangle dude! Now you can throw blue fireballs! Hadoken!
You've found a way to get the Steel Sword! Congratulations!
The bat that you found has turned into a wooden sword!
You got split into two by a bandit elf! Crap!
You got impaled by a bandit elf's thrown sword! Deadly!
You found the hidden skull!
You beat the crap out of that bandit elf! Yeesh...
You used the Soul Bangle to send a powerful blast of blue energy at an unlucky bandit elf.
You chucked a bomb at a bandit and blew his guts all over the place!
You said, "Screw it!" and threw your dagger at a bandit's face! Shweet!
You found the dead blue bird!
You electrocuted a bandit elf via a Super Pretendo controller!
You stuck a dangerously sharp dagger into the fleshy face of an outclassed bandit elf... Nicely done.
You found the only way to die in scene 1!
You made the Gobblo enemy shoot himself in the face! Cool!
Kill the Gobblo with the Battle Dagger!
You killed a Gobblo with the wooden sword!
You found the Goober action figurine!
You failed to block an incoming vertical slash... tsk, tsk...
Dude.... You so shouldn't have made Hobart mad, dude.
You killed yourself using an immensely heavy rock!
You used the jumping spin attack on that blondie of a bandit elf! Good work.
You used an ultra-powerful, double spin slash to decimate the bandit elf who deserved it!
The Ogre grabbed you and squeezed you until you went "pop"
The bandit threw a knife at you and gotcha right through the heart!
Looks like you TRIED to block, buuuut..... yeeeaaahhh....
Whoah... Don't you think that was a bit... uh, overkill? It was entertaining though.
Sooo, yeah, you should try blocking sometime....
You found the video game controller!
You found the knife!
You found bird poop! Yay!
You found the magical shrunken head!
You freakin' beat the freakin' game! Holy moly!
You've defeated the Ogre! Holy crap!
Stopped Laying Around
Cleaned the Toilet
Unlocked the Garage
Unlocked the Safe
Played Beautiful Music
Escaped the Estate
Left the Bedroom
Escaped the Estate in 10 Minutes
Revisited the Basement
Escaped the Estate in 5 Minutes
Break out the Sneaky Way
ROFL ROFL ROFL
Break out the legal way.
Break out the badass way.
...or do you?
Find all 18 FAILs.
Use landmine to kill enemy
Use knife special attack to cause bleed
Pick 50 firstaid kits
Backstab enemy
Steal weapon
Use stun grenade 50 times
100 kills with assault rifle
100 kills with axe
50 kills with sniper rifle
25 kills with hand grenades
100 kills with shotgun
100 kills with pistol
50 kills with flamethrower
100 kills with bat
100 kills with knife
100 kills with sword
Kill 1000 zombies
1500 total killcount
Hit your first enemy.
Press the jump button to take flight!.
Defeat BigFuzzyKitten.
View the game walkthrough.
Toggle Halloween Mode on or off.
Defeat Mindchamber.
Defeat Psycho-Goldfish.
Get 80% or more on P-bot's cleanup mini-game.
Defeat Stamper & Jeff.
Best Friends Forever! Beat the game with both Tom and Dan.
Beat the game in Halloween Mode.
View every game-over ending (1 for each wave).
Eat 5 brains in one game.
Beat the game without using bombs.
Send the game's final boss back to the abyss.
Defeat the Kitty Krew without taking any damage.
Beat the game without eating any guts.
Beat the game at least once with all 6 characters.
Retrieve the tape from Felicity.
Defeat Clemons first time without using team mates. Challenging or Heroic difficulty.
Defeat Hydra first time without dealing over 2000 damage during fight. Challenging or Heroic difficulty.
Defeat Captain Hunt without any training fights and without repeating any defeated bosses. Heroic difficulty.
Defeat the Corruptor in Zone 7.
You're a failure of a duck
The duck that changed history
Giving it one.
You got some hlep from the Sagi crew.
You ate so much meat you gonna pop!
The coward lives to flee another day.
There IS time for loving.
Had a shootout.
Sweet home on it... how I wish I could stay.
I've seen things man, terrible things...
You're like a tank! Ain't nuthin' gettin' through.
Build a terrifying arsenal.
Complete 1st mission
Complete 4th mission
Complete 5th mission
Complete 2nd mission
Complete 3rd mission
Complete first five missions
Complete 6th mission
Complete 10th mission
Complete 9th mission
Complete 8th mission
Complete 7th mission
Complete all missions (Any Difficulty)
Complete 11th mission
Complete all missions (Harder difficulty)
